Are you tired of coyotes scavenging your neighborhood?
Well, now your small dogs are safe thanks to the EXPIRED MEAT DONATION CENTER OF AMERICA!
The EMDCOA is a non-profit (501c3 pending) that accepts your old steaks, rib racks, flanks, shanks, and planks. Then, for $70/week, we’ll redistribute these pieces in your own backyard, and you can just sit back and watch the majesty of 6 or 7 beautiful coyotes tear through your refrigerator waste—from the safety of your back porch!
We accept all types of meat:
- Chicken (de-boned only please)
Get rid of your old meats while getting closer to wildlife. Donate today!
THE FINE PRINT: Terms and conditions apply. The EXPIRED MEAT DONATION CENTER OF AMERICA is not responsible for the behavior of coyotes. No live seafood accepted. Do not approach, engage, startle, pet, or groom feral and/or mangy coyotes, deer, rabbits, horses, hawks, or eagles. Do not consume raw and expired meats while pregnant.