You’ll never have to sit through another sporting event without seeing players bite one another again!
Tune into WBITE Cincinnati, where biting is legal in every sport, and the city was chosen because it rhymed with the call sign.
Join celebrity commentators Mike Tyson and international soccer star/renowned biter Luis Suarez as they attempt to call each game/event/match while fending off toothy attacks from each other.
You’ll get 24-hour coverage of the following sporting events, all made infinitely better by unexpected biting:
- Synchronized swimming
Tired of NOT seeing a tennis player reach over the net and lock his or her opponent in an embrace with intent to bite the collarbone? Sick of never seeing a confident bowler celebrate a strike just before his opponent appears from nowhere and bites his hand? Don’t you hate not witnessing an olympian get bit as he or she lies on the mat helplessly, having just completed a glorious pole vault?
It’s all legal on WBITE Cincinnati! Tune in today, and leave the mouth guards at home!