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Matt from Grand Rapids writes, “That’s great and all, but will this get me any closer to getting a girlfriend who’s proud of my vintage 2006 Ford Focus ZX5 Hatchback in Silver Bullet Platinum?”
YES MATT, THERE IS NO DOUBT IT WILL. Although you have a classic on your hands, the ’06 ZX5s were in the twilight of the hatchback Focus’ glory years. Like-minded collectors will gather in New Silkybourg, KY each year to talk shop, listen to lectures (including the acclaimed “Shut up and Focus” by collector Wayne Brainford Jr.), and partake in round table discussions known as FocusPoints. Many non-owners also arrive to take in the beautiful collections, daydream about owning one of these hatchback miracles of family transport, or just to know the thrill of sitting behind the wheel of a parked, reliable grocery-getter. In short, YES MATT. THERE WILL PROBABLY TONS OF HOT CHICKS THERE.
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