The Hatchback Automobile Collector’s Weekly Periodical

Surfing the web and can’t find information on your collectible vintage 2003-2006 hatchback family automobile?

Try HATCHBACK AUTOMOBILE COLLECTOR’S WEEKLY!

This weekly newsprint periodical delivers valuable information about your collector’s edition family vehicle right to your door! The HAC Weekly will inform you of the latest car shows, meets, parts sellers, and general goings on regarding some of the most reliable and FUN-ctional family cars from the golden era of hatchback automobile production: the mid-2000s.

Matt from Grand Rapids writes, “That’s great and all, but will this get me any closer to getting a girlfriend who’s proud of my vintage 2006 Ford Focus ZX5 Hatchback in Silver Bullet Platinum?”

YES MATT, THERE IS NO DOUBT IT WILL. Although you have a classic on your hands, the ’06 ZX5s were in the twilight of the hatchback Focus’ glory years. Like-minded collectors will gather in New Silkybourg, KY each year to talk shop, listen to lectures (including the acclaimed “Shut up and Focus” by collector Wayne Brainford Jr.), and partake in round table discussions known as FocusPoints. Many non-owners also arrive to take in the beautiful collections, daydream about owning one of these hatchback miracles of family transport, or just to know the thrill of sitting behind the wheel of a parked, reliable grocery-getter. In short, YES MATT. THERE WILL PROBABLY TONS OF HOT CHICKS THERE.

Get your questions answered and more by subscribing to Hatchback Automobile Collector’s Weekly. Order a yearly subscription now for $933.00 (that’s less than $17.95 per week) and we’ll sent you a free keychain commemorating the rock band, KISS. No delivery on the weeks of Christmas, Thanksgiving, New Year’s, Easter, Independence Day, Memorial Day, Labor Day, Halloween, Valentine’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, President’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Wayne Brainford Jr.’s birthday, Flag Day, Casimir Pulaski Day, and all religious holidays in all religions.

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