Does your cat need a break from it’s busy life? Is napping in the sun and swatting at your ankles from under the end table too draining? Consider taking Mr. Mittens on a Cat Cruise!

Here at Felines of the Sea, we know cats love three things: water, unstable ground, and other cats. So, we’ve put it all together. You and your cat will be treated to seven carefree weeks on the ocean with all you can eat canned tuna fish for both of you.

The Felines of the Sea Cat Cruise includes:

• A deluxe 8ft. X 4ft. luxury suite
• 2 litter boxes
• Plastic cat vomit-proof bedsheets
• On board swimming pool with cat waterslide
• Shuffle board

Sign up now, and reserve your spot in any of our two onboard restaurants. Seating is limited, but each chef is a 5-star Zagat-rated culinary genius.* Spend your days walking our decks, socializing with other cats (and the occasional stowaway german shepherd), and working out at one of our several cat-friendly gyms. At night, enjoy hilarious cat-themed improv in the Meow-zers Improv Theatre.

Book now, and receive a third litter box for your suite — absolutely free. Enjoy some fun at sea with your cat, and give that little guy the getaway he truly deserves.

*Chef rating pending customer reviews.