What does every single mall-goer have?
HEADS.
And what do most of those heads not have? A HAT REPRESENTING EVERY TEAM IN EVERY PROFESSIONAL SPORT.
Well, all that is about to change. Meet the All-LIDS Mall.
Most American malls only have two LIDS locations. At the new All-LIDS Mall, you’ll get 71 LIDS locations with hats for any occasion:
- College Reunions
- Weddings
- Divorces
Snap back? Sure! Fitted? You got it! Indiana Jones’ fedora? Absolutely—and in every MLB team color including a logo!
NOW STOCKING TALLER HATS FOR SHORT PEOPLE!
I want a taller hat!
Don’t we all! Haha