The NFL Bubble Bath Package

Has the NFL season snuck up you because you spent your summer too wrapped up in tennis?!

Me too. Sounds like you need to get back into NFL mode the way it’s meant to be enjoyed: IN THE BATHTUB!

Gone are the days of watching the big game in annoying bars, surrounded by your team’s obnoxious fans. You won’t have to worry about getting buffalo wing sauce on the side of your beer glass, or high-fiving someone you don’t even know over a much-needed touchdown.

Finally, the NFL Bubble Bath Package allows you watch the game the way you want to watch it, without guacamole, big screen TVs, or your favorite player’s jersey. The NFLBBP includes:

1. Suds scented with your choice of “Floral Dream,” “Desert Roses,” or “Bud Light”

2. Battery operated antenna TV with spacious 8 inch X 6 inch screen (prevents electric shock in case of submersion, 10 D Batteries not included)

3. Wine glass with your team’s logo

4. Can of Cheetos

5. Toy battleship

Order now, and for a limited time receive a bonus “Thank You” gift: a 3 month subscription to Home and Gardens. Seattle Seahawks QB Russell Wilson lookalike Jacob Sappenfield says “The NFL Bubble Bath Package is the way I start my day! I never even shower anymore!”

CALL NOW!

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