Are you tired of being Mr. Nobody? Well, how does DR. NOBODY sound?!
Here at the College of Online Medical Arts, or COMA, we believe changing the world takes one simple tool at a time. That’s where you come in. In as little as 8 weeks, you could have your Medical Doctorate with concentrations available in:
1. Brain Surgery
3. Biological Parent Matching
4. Prescription Creation
5. Medicinal Weed
HERE’S HOW IT WORKS: The program at COMA affords working professionals and stay-at-home moms alike the opportunity to get their MD in their spare time. With just two short 6 hour online classes per day, you’ll be qualified to put on your scrubs and give the gift of life via heart transplants and/or wisdom teeth removals. The best part? It’s affordable. Our 60 credit program is only $1700 per credit hour. In simpler terms, that’s a cup of coffee in Tokyo.
THE FINE PRINT: COMA is not responsible for any medical procedures completed before, during, or after the program. Tuition non-refundable. Valid only in the state of California, Maine, and Mexico. The operation of medical equipment and machinery, dispensation of medicine, and/or dispensation of medical advice not recommended when under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.
I’m so disappointed I went about it the old-fashioned way. All those hours of training for nothing. Major bummer.
Thanks for stopping by my site!
Haha! And thank you as well!
I only needed to skim a couple of your posts before I hit the follow button. I love a good sarcastic blog like this. Thanks for the laughs 🙂