Don’t you hate it when you unevenly trim your neckline or accidentally slice the top part of your ear when you’re giving yourself a haircut? THERE HAS GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!
Well, now there is. Introducing THE AUTOMATIC HAIRCUT.
Designed by barber Henri LaFont, the Automatic Haircut is the most convenient and cost effective way to get a good looking trim in the confines of your home. With eight presets including combover, buzz, mohawk, faux-hawk, mullet, and extra mullet, your perfect hairstyle is just 22 seconds away!
Operation of the home unit is simple! Place your dome inside the uniquely designed Style Box 3000, and let the series of automatic clippers, scissors, and razors do the job. What’s the best part? No cleanup. The Automatic Haircut sucks all the clipped ends and excess shaving cream off your noggin as it works. You will never have to worry about vacuuming under your haircut area again.
THE FINE PRINT: The Automatic Haircut is not responsible for the insertion of unauthorized limbs in the Style Box 3000. Keep unit clean for optimal performance. Dander, unclean hair, and blood can jam the clipping mechanisms. Always use the buddy system for third party supervision during use of product. First aid certification recommended but not required.