The Hot Tub Tube

This single-use personal hot tub uses non-patented cutting edge technology to give you the best solo hot tubbing experience you’ve ever had! With our specially designed “Step-In and Relax” ring and semi-watertight plastic liner, this isn’t just your run-of-the-mill trash bag attached to a hula hoop. Simply step into the tub, raise the ring, add hot water, and suddenly your worries are melting away!

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PERFECT FOR:

1. When you want to be in a hot tub and there is no hot tub around

2. When the hot tub at the hotel is full of people

3. Layovers

4. Waiting for the waiter to come back with what you actually ordered

5. Long lines at the zoo

 

ALSO AVAILABLE IN KIDS’ SIZES. PERFECT FOR:

1. A relaxing sack race

2. When you’re the goalie and the opposing team never gets the ball near your goal

 

THE FINE PRINT: Hot water not included. The Personal Hot Tub Tube is biodegradable and guaranteed to disintegrate in under 10,000 years. Not recommended if you are pregnant, on medication, feverish, or are currently experiencing perfect health. The Hot Tub Tube Accessory Pack featuring the “Blow your own jet bubbles straw” and flotation vest sold separately for three easy payments of $849.99.

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