Do you need to drum up support for your secessionist movement?! Are you a staunch imperialist without friends?
Well good news! Hamish A. O’Shenanigan’s opinion is YOURS TO BUY!
Whether you are for or against having a royal ruler, Hamish doesn’t give a whip. He’ll hold your sign, march on parliament, or simply sheer any message into the sides of your sheep if that’s your game. All he asks in return are the following:
1. A barrel of his favorite ale.
2. A ride every morning for a year to his job in town as a cobbler’s apprentice/drunkard.
3. Lifetime free entry to a the log throwing world series.
4. One bagpipe cleaning.
5. 15lbs. of haggis, 3lbs. ground sausage, one gallon whole milk, Hershey’s chocolate syrup, and a blender (for making highland milkshakes).
6. One can of mustache wax
Don’t you think your country’s freedom or ongoing beneficial political and economic partnership is at least worth all that?!
HAMISH DOES. And he’s even willing to change his Facebook status to reflect your opinions for one week. Act now, and Hamish will throw in a nice dinner and night on the town as a bonus ‘thank you’ (female customers only).
Support for your cause has never been this easy to find!