Don’t you hate it when you come home from vacation, and your stagnant and unexciting home is exactly the way you left it?!
Try HOUSEFILLER!, the home-sharing smartphone application!
Using the popular carpool sharing app model on your cellular device, HOUSEFILLER! automatically locates the closest homeless person to your location, pings them on their smartphone, and invites them to your home to occupy it while you are away. By sharing your house, you will benefit in the following ways:
1. Your plants will get watered.
2. Your pets will be fed.
3. Your food and drink will be consumed.
4. Your television will get watched, lowering the average cost per minute of your cable bill.
5. Your bed will be slept in.
6. Your living spaces will be available for social gatherings.
7. Your carpets will need to be cleaned upon your return.
8. Assistance from law enforcement might be necessary to remove all inhabitants.
9. Your home may suffer irreparable fire damage.
10. Some or all of your belongings may be missing.
This is just a partial list of all the benefits of subscribing to HOUSEFILLER! Happy customers include Jenny M., of Fortville, IN: “I used HOUSEFILLER while I went to Key West with my cousin.”
Thanks Jenny! Spread the good word!
Like we always say at HOUSEFILLER!, “An empty house is just lumber. NO ONE LIKES LUMBER!”