The High-Five Retail Outlet

Can’t find a good high five anywhere?

Come on down to RICK’S HIGH FIVE EMPORIUM!

At Rick’s, you will always find the best, most solid high five for the lowest prices around! Whether you’re looking for a simple down-low or even a too slow, we’re your one-stop slap happy high-five shop!

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE: If you need something a little more theatrical, stop in for a free high-five consultation! Our experts will sit down and map out a custom high-five, tailored to your specific style of celebration. Using our patented “Digits-Up” software, we can design and predict thousands of high-five options including (but not limited to) the following elements: the behind-the-back, jump, scissor kick, summersault, and elbow or shoulder dislocation!

BIG SALE: If that all weren’t enough, come on down to Rick’s this Labor Day for our “Slappy and Sloppy Days” Tent Sale Weekend! There will be music, barbeque, and The Amazing Jeff, a semi-professional juggler and still-life fruit-on-a-table painter! Plus, that’s the day we’re selling our famous Sloppy Joe/High-Five Combos. All you can eat/slap for the low price of $99.99*!

*Combo price does not include $10 tent entry fee, any high-fives beyond the traditional down low/up high options, mandatory tips for The Amazing Jeff, or the $29.99 souvenir “I Got Slappy and Sloppy with Rick” T-shirt.

Lotion for sore, chapped, and slapped hands provided free of charge.

Rick’s High Five Emporium is located off I-69 in beautiful Fortville, Indiana! STOP IN TODAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!

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