Shoe Stretcher 5000

Are your shoes too small? Do you get uncomfortable toe cramps?

CRAMP YOUR TOES NO MORE.

The Shoe Stretcher 5000 will save you the painstaking time and effort that comes with shopping for new shoes. Act now to take advantage of the sale price of $99.99, monthly for 6 years!

Simply place the latex-free polysynthetic hybrid leather/naugahyde balloon into the shoe cavity. Adjust the mouthpiece to fit your mouth hole size (all mouth hole sizes accommodated with the 27-piece mouth hole blower nozzle kit available for an extra $69.99). Inflate the latex-free polysynthetic hybrid leather/naugahyde balloon with your lung power over a brief 4-6 hour period.

Let sit for 3 months, and voila! Your shoes will be one quarter women’s size larger!

Elongating your shoes has never been easier!

Call today to get a free Matchbox Twenty Live in Denver CD with your order!

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